Let’s get Halloween-y!!!! And yes, I know y’all want/think SRK is a Vampire, so I will do 26 plot ideas for Shahrukh Vampire movies.
Just assume that the second half of all these plots is “and then the one person figures out what he is doing and becomes his friend/lover/kills him”. And that one person is either Anushka or Rajkummar or Juhi or Deepika.
1. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Freedom Fighter who only kills the British until he falls in love with Edwina Mountbatten.
2. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Movie Star who is playing a game of cat and mouse with an ambitious young reporter trying to unravel his past.
3. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Plumber who just wants to live a small happy life but is drawn into an ancient Vampire battle against his will.
4. Shahrukh is a Vampire-Vampire who is chased as a serial killer by a brave cop
5. Shahrukh is a Vampire/doctor who uses his power to save lives without telling his patients what he is doing to them.
6. Shahrukh is a Vampire/doctor who uses his power to become fabulously wealthy by making rich patients seem “younger”.
7. Shahrukh is a Vampire/historian who works with a gang of scrappy young people to solve an ancient curse.
8. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Feminist who seduces oppressed housewives in order to encourage them to reach their full potential.
9. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Professor who has sworn never to drink blood OR sleep with his students, until a lovely older student starts auditing his class.
10. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Father who uses his Vampire powers to follow his teenage daughter on her dates.
11. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Police Officer who uses his vampire powers to find and then kill criminals.
12. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Computer genius who works as a mysterious consultant for companies never leaving his computer room, then falls in love over the phone with his company contact.
13. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Billionaire, a mysterious figure who runs multiple charities and so on, trying to do enough good to make up for all the people he has to murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder in order to stay alive.
14. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Architect who specializes in ancient building techniques in modern India, and secretly kills people who build ugly new buildings (Ambanis)
15. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Veterinarian who loves animals and hates people
16. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Succubus who has learned to live on human desire instead of blood until he becomes obsessed with the one woman who doesn’t want him.
17. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Playboy who is forced into an arranged marriage when he runs out of money.
18. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Athlete who has to hide his full abilities to keep playing.
19. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Mughal Era minor royal who lives on the blood of his peasants until the Mughal army comes to free them.
20. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Buddhist Monk who has rejected all desire until he is forced to rejoin the world in order to defend his little village from Portuguese invaders, in the end he loses total control and has to kill himself to protect others.
21. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Philosopher who wants to be human and kidnaps a brilliant doctor to force her to “cure” him.
22. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Tailor who lives off the blood from poking people with pins during fittings.
23. Shahrukh is a Vampire/chef who cooks food he can smell but never eat.
24. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Accountant who just wants to go about his day and not be noticed, resisting his internal vampire sexiness.
25. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Truck Driver who seduces women along his route
26. Shahrukh is a Vampire/Catholic Priest who works as an investigator for the Vatican, and kills pedophile priests as he finds them.
